You would have thought that when “filmmaker” Michael Moore made a fool out of himself a few months ago calling “American Sniper” hero Chris Kyle a coward, he had pegged the stupidity meter so mightily that he would never been heard from again saying something completely stupid. By now we are all used to audacious statements from the portly slob: remember the gem about Cuba having better medical care than the U.S.?
Well, in a story this morning in the Detroit Free Press and just in time as our nation gathers to pay tribute to our service men and women, Moore has outdone himself again. In the span of about an hour late last month, Moore filled the Twittersphere with inane comments blasting police and calling for prisons to open their doors and let the criminals, especially African-American prisoners, to be set free immediately.
What follows are Moore’s tweets and my commentary on his stupidity, his cop bashing, his race baiting, and his cowardice.
Moore: Imprison u, shoot u, sever your spine, crush your larynx, send u to war, keep u poor, call u a thug, not let you vote. But u can sing for us.
My take: Obviously speaking on behalf of African-Americans, right? Not let you vote? In the last election, President Obama got 95 percent of the black vote. African-Americans as a group had a higher voting percentage than whites. Oh, forgot, psychopaths like Moore never let the facts get in the way of their BS. And boy, allowing anyone to spew that “thug” is a termed reserved for blacks in this country is just downright tiring. A thug is a thug – white, black, brown or green.
Of course, Moore was just getting started and floored the stupidity pedal.
Moore: Here’s my demand: I want every African-American currently incarcerated for drug “crimes” or non-violent offenses released from prison today!
My take: Do you want a crack dealer or a heroin dealer or an identity thief released today? But hey Mikey, is your “demand” a get-out-of-jail card for black criminals only? Doesn’t that sound kinda, what’s the term, ah, racist? Tubby must have choked on his Big Mac when he re-read his tweet and seconds later scurried to fix his error, yet in doing so put his head further up his abundant ass.
Moore: And the rest who r imprisoned – I don’t believe 50% of them did what they’re accused of. Lies. Greed. A modern day slave system. Poor whites.
My take: Whoa! Where do you start? Where did Moore find the statistic that 50 percent of those incarcerated never did what they are being punished for? Oh yeah, I forgot where his head was residing when he wrote that dandy. But Mike, good catch on including non-black prisoners in your stupid “demand.” Of course, Moore is probably too stupid to realize that his equating incarcerating criminals to slavery demeans how awful the institution of slavery was in this country. Slaves had few, if any rights and absolutely no choice while criminals can decide if they want to do the crime to do the time and have all the rights of this country when charged, even a free public defender.
By this point, Moore’s head was inching ever so close to his ginormous stomach, when he unleashed this beauty:
Moore: Next demand: Disarm the police. We have a ¼ billion 2nd amendment guns in our homes 4 protection. We’ll survive til the right cops r hired.
My take: Again, where to start. Sure, disarm the police, but do so first in Mikey’s home town and see how that works for him. “We’ll survive” until we get the right cops? Do you think anybody would want to be a cop in Moore’s nirvana of a world? Oh, and I assume the criminals will disarm too, right? Sir Poopalot, if you are having trouble visioning what your demand means, look no further than Baltimore where the cops have, for all practical purposes, voluntarily dis-armed for fear of being charged for upholding the law and this month – the month after Freddy Gray’s “killers” were charged in his death – the murder rate and shootings by its citizens have soared to ALL-TIME highs. Finally, Moore was through. Well, not quite.
Moore: Local cops now militarized. Founding Fathers said NO army policing on our soil. Why do cops have tanks? Oh right – the Enemy: The Black Man.
My take: Some, repeat, some police departments are getting surplus military DEFENSE equipment. If I was a cop in say, Baltimore, I would rather be in an armored vehicle than just holding a plastic shield to defend myself against thugs (oops, there I go) throwing slabs of concrete at me and my fellow officers. And dear Michael, if you don’t like our “police state,” get your fat ass on a plane to your beloved Cuba and enjoy the Castro brothers’ tranquility as they don’t have any armed forces pestering the masses. Not! Well, at least you won’t get a hassle for going there anymore thanks to the actions of our fearless leader. And p.s., do me and all of Spartan Nation a favor, please don’t wear a MSU baseball hat anymore; I almost cry every time I see you squeezing your fat melon into Spartan green.
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